Total Medals Earned: 834 (From 207 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,565 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Achieve the inevitable
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/95 points)
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Show your opponent who's boss
Have liquid poured on you
Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/445 points)
defeat the pumpkin king
use 20k points to lower death counter
defeat the gravekeeper
take revenge on the bat prince
release the zombie prisoner
end the failed experiment
beat the game with a death count of 0
defeat the lord of this castle
Medals Earned: 6/21 (55/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (130/150 points)
Grab the bag!
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/70 points)
Beat the game as the ice team!
Beat the game as the fire team!