Total Medals Earned: 722 (From 182 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,535 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/325 points)
Open up the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/275 points)
Kill someone in air while you are in air.
Kill someone directly below you.
Get 3 Kills Streak
Get 10 Kills Streak
Get 20 Kills Streak
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/280 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat Broyon, the first boss in this game.
Beat Hell Fighter, the second boss.
Beat level 25.
Get 100 Hit Points.
Get 200 max stamina.
Do 15 combo.
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Achieve the inevitable
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/95 points)
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Show your opponent who's boss
Have liquid poured on you
Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/445 points)
defeat the pumpkin king
use 20k points to lower death counter
defeat the gravekeeper
take revenge on the bat prince
release the zombie prisoner
end the failed experiment
beat the game with a death count of 0
defeat the lord of this castle